Justin: what are you up to
Justin: great new years plans?
Ed: Yeah
Ed: I'm having an orgy
Wednesday, December 30, 2009
Saturday, December 19, 2009
sexy talk
10:41:54 PM Ed: You ever pay for sex?
10:42:03 PM Justin: nope
10:42:15 PM Justin: if i don't get any action soon i might
10:42:20 PM Justin: are you offering? cause thats kinda weird
10:42:48 PM Ed: Don't be so close minded
10:43:46 PM Justin: well, what are the rates and offerings
10:44:09 PM Ed: I'll think pleasant thoughts about you for $100
10:44:32 PM Justin: how much for impure thoughts
10:44:54 PM Ed: $112.50
10:45:09 PM Justin: how will i know that you actually did it?
10:45:16 PM Ed: I'll tell you
10:45:47 PM Justin: hmmmm
10:42:03 PM Justin: nope
10:42:15 PM Justin: if i don't get any action soon i might
10:42:20 PM Justin: are you offering? cause thats kinda weird
10:42:48 PM Ed: Don't be so close minded
10:43:46 PM Justin: well, what are the rates and offerings
10:44:09 PM Ed: I'll think pleasant thoughts about you for $100
10:44:32 PM Justin: how much for impure thoughts
10:44:54 PM Ed: $112.50
10:45:09 PM Justin: how will i know that you actually did it?
10:45:16 PM Ed: I'll tell you
10:45:47 PM Justin: hmmmm
Sunday, November 29, 2009
on negotiations, privacy, and grandmas.
7:18:13 PM Ed: I'm reading through all the mail in your old ECI mail account
7:18:16 PM Ed: It's very entertaining
7:18:57 PM Justin: anything good?
7:19:13 PM Ed: Some mushy shit about a girl named Meg
7:19:20 PM Ed: But it's pretty tame
7:19:44 PM Justin: fwd those to me
7:32:53 PM Ed: I will if I go back to it
7:33:04 PM Ed: Some nice nudes of some chick
7:33:14 PM Justin: who?
7:33:20 PM Justin: what's she look like
7:33:22 PM Ed: Your mom!!!
7:33:24 PM Ed: Ha ha ha ha ha
7:33:27 PM Ed: ha ha ha
7:33:29 PM Ed: Ha ha ha ha ha
7:33:35 PM Justin: hahahhaha
7:33:42 PM Ed: But they were in Dustin's account
7:33:47 PM Justin: WTF!
7:34:32 PM Justin: make me a zip of all that shit. or better, just rehire me and reactivate it
7:47:07 PM Ed: How cheap will you work?
7:47:45 PM Justin: pretty cheap.
7:48:10 PM Justin: anything is better than nothing, right?
7:49:02 PM Ed: Nothing was the number I was thinking of
7:50:31 PM Ed: How about $10/hour
7:59:08 PM Justin: hmmmm
10:06:06 PM Justin: how about i work more hours, we negotiate a salary
10:06:32 PM Ed: Well, we'll see
10:06:45 PM Ed: How about you hook me up with hot young girls who put out
10:15:44 PM Justin: thats better than a 'no' !
10:15:46 PM Justin: i could do that
10:15:59 PM Justin: …..probably.
10:16:12 PM Justin: i like your writeup in TONY. i just showed my grandma.
10:16:17 PM Justin: she said "he looks like a real card!"
10:16:29 PM Justin: that means 'funny, nice, good guy'
10:16:30 PM Ed: So you could fix me up with your grandma?
10:16:40 PM Justin: well, she's doin' alright for a grandma
7:18:16 PM Ed: It's very entertaining
7:18:57 PM Justin: anything good?
7:19:13 PM Ed: Some mushy shit about a girl named Meg
7:19:20 PM Ed: But it's pretty tame
7:19:44 PM Justin: fwd those to me
7:32:53 PM Ed: I will if I go back to it
7:33:04 PM Ed: Some nice nudes of some chick
7:33:14 PM Justin: who?
7:33:20 PM Justin: what's she look like
7:33:22 PM Ed: Your mom!!!
7:33:24 PM Ed: Ha ha ha ha ha
7:33:27 PM Ed: ha ha ha
7:33:29 PM Ed: Ha ha ha ha ha
7:33:35 PM Justin: hahahhaha
7:33:42 PM Ed: But they were in Dustin's account
7:33:47 PM Justin: WTF!
7:34:32 PM Justin: make me a zip of all that shit. or better, just rehire me and reactivate it
7:47:07 PM Ed: How cheap will you work?
7:47:45 PM Justin: pretty cheap.
7:48:10 PM Justin: anything is better than nothing, right?
7:49:02 PM Ed: Nothing was the number I was thinking of
7:50:31 PM Ed: How about $10/hour
7:59:08 PM Justin: hmmmm
10:06:06 PM Justin: how about i work more hours, we negotiate a salary
10:06:32 PM Ed: Well, we'll see
10:06:45 PM Ed: How about you hook me up with hot young girls who put out
10:15:44 PM Justin: thats better than a 'no' !
10:15:46 PM Justin: i could do that
10:15:59 PM Justin: …..probably.
10:16:12 PM Justin: i like your writeup in TONY. i just showed my grandma.
10:16:17 PM Justin: she said "he looks like a real card!"
10:16:29 PM Justin: that means 'funny, nice, good guy'
10:16:30 PM Ed: So you could fix me up with your grandma?
10:16:40 PM Justin: well, she's doin' alright for a grandma
Thursday, November 12, 2009
really tho, who couldn't?
9:48:07 AM Ed: You around?
9:48:07 AM Justin (Autoreply): the horses call the storm
9:48:18 AM Ed: Fuck the horses
9:48:21 AM Ed: Fuck the storm
Changed status to Offline (10:17:29 AM)
11:55:47 AM Justin: hey
11:55:59 AM Ed: Toolate
11:56:03 AM Justin: wha?
11:56:20 AM Ed: I had a job for you, impregnating teen aged girls
11:56:25 AM Ed: But now it's too late
11:56:43 AM Justin: dude! call me when that happens…..im not always at the computer
11:56:53 AM Justin: i could use some teenage girl
11:57:13 AM Ed: Who couldn't
9:48:07 AM Justin (Autoreply): the horses call the storm
9:48:18 AM Ed: Fuck the horses
9:48:21 AM Ed: Fuck the storm
Changed status to Offline (10:17:29 AM)
11:55:47 AM Justin: hey
11:55:59 AM Ed: Toolate
11:56:03 AM Justin: wha?
11:56:20 AM Ed: I had a job for you, impregnating teen aged girls
11:56:25 AM Ed: But now it's too late
11:56:43 AM Justin: dude! call me when that happens…..im not always at the computer
11:56:53 AM Justin: i could use some teenage girl
11:57:13 AM Ed: Who couldn't
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
oldie but goodie!
6:15:15 PM Justin: wanna go to maxwells tonight?
6:15:20 PM Justin: or wont your wife let you
6:20:08 PM Ed: No, it's not that.
6:20:12 PM Ed: I'm just too old
6:20:21 PM Justin: bullship
6:15:20 PM Justin: or wont your wife let you
6:20:08 PM Ed: No, it's not that.
6:20:12 PM Ed: I'm just too old
6:20:21 PM Justin: bullship
9:03:54 PM Ed: Did you spend all that money yet?
9:04:08 PM Justin: please don't tell me you want it back
9:04:18 PM Ed: With interest
9:30:41 PM Justin: uh oh
9:30:56 PM Justin: so technically im going to be losing money by getting paid from you..
9:31:07 PM Ed: Yeah, kind of sucks.
9:31:10 PM Ed: But what can you do?
9:31:19 PM Justin: yup. life in the big city
9:04:08 PM Justin: please don't tell me you want it back
9:04:18 PM Ed: With interest
9:30:41 PM Justin: uh oh
9:30:56 PM Justin: so technically im going to be losing money by getting paid from you..
9:31:07 PM Ed: Yeah, kind of sucks.
9:31:10 PM Ed: But what can you do?
9:31:19 PM Justin: yup. life in the big city
11:26:10 PM Ed: You busy on Thursday?
11:27:00 PM Justin: nope
11:27:09 PM Ed: I may need some help
11:27:15 PM Justin: music to my ears
11:29:39 PM Ed: I'll let you know
11:29:50 PM Justin: okay. ### ### ####
11:29:51 PM Ed: It would be 10AM to the afternoon
11:30:26 PM Justin: alright - it takes about an hour to get to the city, so if you can let me know asap
11:30:47 PM Ed: OK
11:30:50 PM Ed: Where are you staying?
11:31:07 PM Justin: at a friends place in bensonhurst..
11:31:15 PM Ed: Brooklyn?
11:31:17 PM Justin: yeah
11:37:38 PM Ed: OK, so I may need help with some set-up at an office in midtown
11:37:46 PM Ed: $50/hour
11:38:02 PM Justin: cool, im in
11:38:03 PM Ed: I'll let you know by Wednesday evening if it's off or on.
11:38:08 PM Justin: ok
11:38:26 PM Justin: if not, you can still pay me $50/hour anyway
11:38:39 PM Ed: I will pay you $50/hour for up to 0 hours
11:27:00 PM Justin: nope
11:27:09 PM Ed: I may need some help
11:27:15 PM Justin: music to my ears
11:29:39 PM Ed: I'll let you know
11:29:50 PM Justin: okay. ### ### ####
11:29:51 PM Ed: It would be 10AM to the afternoon
11:30:26 PM Justin: alright - it takes about an hour to get to the city, so if you can let me know asap
11:30:47 PM Ed: OK
11:30:50 PM Ed: Where are you staying?
11:31:07 PM Justin: at a friends place in bensonhurst..
11:31:15 PM Ed: Brooklyn?
11:31:17 PM Justin: yeah
11:37:38 PM Ed: OK, so I may need help with some set-up at an office in midtown
11:37:46 PM Ed: $50/hour
11:38:02 PM Justin: cool, im in
11:38:03 PM Ed: I'll let you know by Wednesday evening if it's off or on.
11:38:08 PM Justin: ok
11:38:26 PM Justin: if not, you can still pay me $50/hour anyway
11:38:39 PM Ed: I will pay you $50/hour for up to 0 hours
even less jobs. sigh.
10:59:44 PM Justin: because if they did, neither you, nor i, would have jobs
10:59:59 PM Ed: Well, you already don't have one
11:00:05 PM Ed: And I only sort of have one
11:00:17 PM Justin: well we'd have even less jobs.
11:00:22 PM Justin: i might have one!
11:00:25 PM Justin: i had an interview.
11:00:27 PM Justin: he loved me.
11:00:29 PM Justin: people love me, ed.
11:00:40 PM Ed: Where was this job?
11:00:55 PM Justin: for KBS+P
11:01:11 PM Justin: kirschenbaum + partners
11:01:15 PM Justin: the ad agency
11:01:16 PM Ed: I know who that is
11:01:21 PM Ed: I've done some work with them
11:01:27 PM Ed: Who did you interview with?
11:01:38 PM Justin: please fucking tell me that you left them okay…… cause you're all up on my resume and shit
11:01:49 PM Ed: I didn't do much for them
11:02:04 PM Justin: ok good so i won't have to defend myself should things progress?
11:02:12 PM Justin: i interviewed with an agency
11:02:18 PM Ed: Ah
11:02:18 PM Justin: so i dunno if that even means shit tbh
11:02:30 PM Ed: I could see if my contact is still there
11:02:37 PM Justin: but he said he really liked me, and filled the last 4 positions for them or something
11:03:08 PM Ed: Was he gay for you?
11:03:30 PM Justin: yeah pretty much
11:03:53 PM Ed: Well that might help.
10:59:59 PM Ed: Well, you already don't have one
11:00:05 PM Ed: And I only sort of have one
11:00:17 PM Justin: well we'd have even less jobs.
11:00:22 PM Justin: i might have one!
11:00:25 PM Justin: i had an interview.
11:00:27 PM Justin: he loved me.
11:00:29 PM Justin: people love me, ed.
11:00:40 PM Ed: Where was this job?
11:00:55 PM Justin: for KBS+P
11:01:11 PM Justin: kirschenbaum + partners
11:01:15 PM Justin: the ad agency
11:01:16 PM Ed: I know who that is
11:01:21 PM Ed: I've done some work with them
11:01:27 PM Ed: Who did you interview with?
11:01:38 PM Justin: please fucking tell me that you left them okay…… cause you're all up on my resume and shit
11:01:49 PM Ed: I didn't do much for them
11:02:04 PM Justin: ok good so i won't have to defend myself should things progress?
11:02:12 PM Justin: i interviewed with an agency
11:02:18 PM Ed: Ah
11:02:18 PM Justin: so i dunno if that even means shit tbh
11:02:30 PM Ed: I could see if my contact is still there
11:02:37 PM Justin: but he said he really liked me, and filled the last 4 positions for them or something
11:03:08 PM Ed: Was he gay for you?
11:03:30 PM Justin: yeah pretty much
11:03:53 PM Ed: Well that might help.
client poaching!
12:22:29 PM Justin: hello edward
12:22:35 PM Ed: Hello Justin
12:22:50 PM Justin: what are you up to
12:27:11 PM Ed: Just leaving to go to a client
12:27:13 PM Ed: What are you up to?
12:27:24 PM Justin: just leaving to go to your client
12:27:32 PM Ed: Great I'll meet you there
12:27:36 PM Justin: ok
12:27:40 PM Justin: which one
12:27:43 PM Justin: please say greg
12:22:35 PM Ed: Hello Justin
12:22:50 PM Justin: what are you up to
12:27:11 PM Ed: Just leaving to go to a client
12:27:13 PM Ed: What are you up to?
12:27:24 PM Justin: just leaving to go to your client
12:27:32 PM Ed: Great I'll meet you there
12:27:36 PM Justin: ok
12:27:40 PM Justin: which one
12:27:43 PM Justin: please say greg
Monday, October 19, 2009
i like this business model, but is it sustainable?
8:47:41 PM Justin: oh crap! you lost it?
8:47:51 PM Justin: apple replaced mine with a brand new one
8:47:57 PM Justin: and it was dented and jailbroken!
8:48:12 PM ed: Is this you: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1231378407413.jpg
8:48:27 PM Justin: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
8:48:32 PM Justin: i wish i was that thin
8:49:30 PM Justin: is this you: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1231379245140.jpg
8:49:30 PM ed: I think it's you
8:49:42 PM ed: That's my hand, yes
8:50:08 PM Justin: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1231379305401.jpg
8:50:20 PM Justin: this is my gf
8:50:21 PM Justin: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1231378408071.jpg
8:50:36 PM ed: lol, you have no girlfriend
8:51:06 PM Justin: acccctually
8:51:25 PM Justin: if you lurked moar you probably would have seen her
8:51:44 PM ed: I have better things to do with my time
8:51:58 PM Justin: i dont believe you have better things to do with your time
8:52:01 PM Justin: enjoy your /b/
8:52:16 PM ed: Well, they may not be better, but I have them
8:52:19 PM Justin: hahah
8:52:27 PM Justin: whats the scoop anyway
8:52:47 PM Justin: if i move back to the city we could start up a new business that doesn't involve clients
8:53:27 PM ed: We could help people who have too much cold beer and fresh pizza
8:53:44 PM Justin: hmm.. im interested.. tell me more..
8:54:26 PM ed: Well people would call us and say "We have too much cold beer and fresh pizza."
8:54:41 PM Justin: interesting...
8:54:42 PM ed: We'd say "Please evacuate your home, leaving the door unlocked."
8:54:52 PM Justin: i see, that sounds good
8:54:55 PM ed: And we'd drive over in our custom painted van.
8:55:17 PM ed: And we'd pour the beer down the sink and put the pizza in the trash and leave without doing anything else.
8:55:36 PM Justin: hmm..well, originally i was thinking maybe we'd drink the beer
8:55:48 PM ed: Well, who would drive the custom painted van?
8:56:05 PM ed: You didn't really think that part through did you?
8:56:24 PM Justin: i did actually
8:56:32 PM Justin: i figured if we ate enough pizza to soak up the beer.......
8:56:47 PM ed: I don't think so, ranger
8:57:25 PM Justin: could hire a getaway driver
8:57:32 PM ed: I guess.
8:57:42 PM Justin: pay them with pizza
8:57:50 PM ed: I think it would just be easier to pour the beer out
8:58:02 PM ed: And throw the pizza away
9:00:13 PM Justin: hmm
9:00:28 PM Justin: i mean, that sounds cool and all....but
9:01:26 PM ed: But you're too lazy to help open the beers?
9:03:03 PM Justin: well i figure if im going through that i might as well at least get a beer out of it
9:03:08 PM Justin: in my mind, im picturing a corona
9:06:33 PM ed: We would have to pour out all sorts of beers. Domestic, imported, dark, light, no alcohol. Whatever there was too much of.
9:09:11 PM Justin: well i wouldn't object to pouring out o'douls (aka o'fools)
9:18:05 PM ed: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1231376600569.jpg
9:18:44 PM Justin: 404'd
9:19:09 PM ed: That's what I meant
8:47:51 PM Justin: apple replaced mine with a brand new one
8:47:57 PM Justin: and it was dented and jailbroken!
8:48:12 PM ed: Is this you: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1231378407413.jpg
8:48:27 PM Justin: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
8:48:32 PM Justin: i wish i was that thin
8:49:30 PM Justin: is this you: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1231379245140.jpg
8:49:30 PM ed: I think it's you
8:49:42 PM ed: That's my hand, yes
8:50:08 PM Justin: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1231379305401.jpg
8:50:20 PM Justin: this is my gf
8:50:21 PM Justin: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1231378408071.jpg
8:50:36 PM ed: lol, you have no girlfriend
8:51:06 PM Justin: acccctually
8:51:25 PM Justin: if you lurked moar you probably would have seen her
8:51:44 PM ed: I have better things to do with my time
8:51:58 PM Justin: i dont believe you have better things to do with your time
8:52:01 PM Justin: enjoy your /b/
8:52:16 PM ed: Well, they may not be better, but I have them
8:52:19 PM Justin: hahah
8:52:27 PM Justin: whats the scoop anyway
8:52:47 PM Justin: if i move back to the city we could start up a new business that doesn't involve clients
8:53:27 PM ed: We could help people who have too much cold beer and fresh pizza
8:53:44 PM Justin: hmm.. im interested.. tell me more..
8:54:26 PM ed: Well people would call us and say "We have too much cold beer and fresh pizza."
8:54:41 PM Justin: interesting...
8:54:42 PM ed: We'd say "Please evacuate your home, leaving the door unlocked."
8:54:52 PM Justin: i see, that sounds good
8:54:55 PM ed: And we'd drive over in our custom painted van.
8:55:17 PM ed: And we'd pour the beer down the sink and put the pizza in the trash and leave without doing anything else.
8:55:36 PM Justin: hmm..well, originally i was thinking maybe we'd drink the beer
8:55:48 PM ed: Well, who would drive the custom painted van?
8:56:05 PM ed: You didn't really think that part through did you?
8:56:24 PM Justin: i did actually
8:56:32 PM Justin: i figured if we ate enough pizza to soak up the beer.......
8:56:47 PM ed: I don't think so, ranger
8:57:25 PM Justin: could hire a getaway driver
8:57:32 PM ed: I guess.
8:57:42 PM Justin: pay them with pizza
8:57:50 PM ed: I think it would just be easier to pour the beer out
8:58:02 PM ed: And throw the pizza away
9:00:13 PM Justin: hmm
9:00:28 PM Justin: i mean, that sounds cool and all....but
9:01:26 PM ed: But you're too lazy to help open the beers?
9:03:03 PM Justin: well i figure if im going through that i might as well at least get a beer out of it
9:03:08 PM Justin: in my mind, im picturing a corona
9:06:33 PM ed: We would have to pour out all sorts of beers. Domestic, imported, dark, light, no alcohol. Whatever there was too much of.
9:09:11 PM Justin: well i wouldn't object to pouring out o'douls (aka o'fools)
9:18:05 PM ed: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1231376600569.jpg
9:18:44 PM Justin: 404'd
9:19:09 PM ed: That's what I meant
shalom, i made that up
3:06:31 PM Justin: want me to do it for you?
3:06:43 PM ed: You're not even Jewish
3:06:49 PM Justin: i converted
3:07:09 PM ed: Oh yeah? What did you read for your torah portion?
3:07:54 PM Justin: M'oray Ha'Aish
3:08:06 PM Justin: salvation, baby
3:08:08 PM Justin: its my favourite
3:06:43 PM ed: You're not even Jewish
3:06:49 PM Justin: i converted
3:07:09 PM ed: Oh yeah? What did you read for your torah portion?
3:07:54 PM Justin: M'oray Ha'Aish
3:08:06 PM Justin: salvation, baby
3:08:08 PM Justin: its my favourite
9:25:17 PM Justin: why are towns like this even in existence
9:28:48 PM ed: Which towns?
9:30:56 PM Justin: binghamton
9:31:11 PM Justin: i also dont understand why the suicide rate isn't like 87%
9:31:51 PM ed: The answer to both questions is vodka
9:42:39 PM Justin: mmm.....
9:42:44 PM Justin: i could go for some of that
9:43:08 PM ed: I've got a big ole bottle of Tito's
9:56:58 PM ed: Now, tits or GTFO
9:57:16 PM Justin: lolwut
9:57:25 PM Justin: let me find one
11:01:18 PM Justin: hey whats your EIN?
11:01:34 PM Justin: im trying to fudge my taxes using the last pay stub i have here
11:02:18 PM Justin: and zip code
11:02:20 PM ed: (redacted)
11:02:22 PM ed: 10038
11:04:00 PM Justin: hm
11:04:03 PM Justin: doesn't look promising
11:04:04 PM Justin: haha
11:04:16 PM Justin: i got so close! i was able to fill out like 3 boxes!
11:04:23 PM ed: Pics or it didn't happen
11:04:45 PM Justin:
11:04:55 PM ed: Shoop
11:04:57 PM Justin: amidoinitrite
11:07:27 PM Justin: dammit this isn't working ed
11:08:07 PM ed: Auto-reply: Tits or GTFO
11:08:38 PM Justin: i swear to god ill show you tits if you can give me 1.) 1700 bucks -or- 2.) W2
11:16:51 PM ed: 1 Over 9000 00 bucks?
11:16:51 PM ed: What would you do with that much money?
11:17:09 PM Justin: over 9000
11:17:26 PM Justin: pay off debt
11:17:34 PM Justin: go to australia
11:17:46 PM ed: You were just in Australia
11:17:55 PM Justin: i know, but i need to go back
11:17:58 PM ed: You left
11:18:02 PM Justin: ya
11:18:09 PM Justin: had to be with family for holidays and stuff
11:18:28 PM Justin: hey, for box #7 it says "SS Tips" and 8 is "Allocated Tips"
11:18:30 PM Justin: what do i put there
11:18:50 PM Justin: and what do i do for box 12
11:18:53 PM ed: Your PENIS
11:18:54 PM ed: lol
11:18:56 PM Justin: and 14
11:18:57 PM Justin: hahahaha
11:19:02 PM Justin: you fucker
11:19:04 PM Justin: are you drinking
11:19:10 PM ed: No, I wish I was
11:19:14 PM Justin: (figures)
11:19:14 PM Justin: haha
11:20:03 PM Justin: can i call and ask them for a W2?
11:20:11 PM ed: I don't think so
11:20:21 PM Justin: can i call and ask (redacted) for a W2?
11:20:25 PM ed: Nope
11:20:31 PM Justin: can i get a what what?
11:20:32 PM ed: They you are welcome to try
11:20:54 PM ed: I accidently a whole turkey
11:21:20 PM Justin: if my spidey sense is correct, my tax return should be like 8600 bucks which would be beneficial to my well being
11:21:20 PM Justin: haha
11:21:38 PM Justin: looks like someone found /b/
11:22:39 PM ed: I like the casual racism
11:23:01 PM Justin: yeah i'd be a liar if i said i didn't contribute to that
11:23:24 PM ed: You're liar either way
11:23:29 PM Justin: harsh
11:23:36 PM Justin: you jews just dont know when to stop
11:23:39 PM Justin: haha
11:25:20 PM ed: Mostly I just like the pictures of the girl from Lazy Town
11:25:36 PM Justin: is that the loli in pink
11:25:57 PM ed: Yeah
11:30:49 PM Justin: what is the state number
11:30:50 PM Justin: ?
11:30:57 PM ed: 6
11:31:39 PM Justin: are you lying to me?
11:32:03 PM ed: Well, I can't be sure, since I don't understand the question.
11:32:07 PM Justin: ah.
11:32:25 PM Justin:
11:33:04 PM ed: No idea
11:33:11 PM Justin: 6 might be right
11:33:14 PM ed: My state tax payer ID is the same as my federal
11:33:21 PM Justin: is that what they are asking for?
11:33:24 PM Justin: i think it is
11:33:29 PM ed: No clue
11:34:34 PM ed: It's Caturday
11:34:37 PM ed: I must take a bath
11:34:41 PM ed: Before midnight
11:34:49 PM Justin: you're still there
9:28:48 PM ed: Which towns?
9:30:56 PM Justin: binghamton
9:31:11 PM Justin: i also dont understand why the suicide rate isn't like 87%
9:31:51 PM ed: The answer to both questions is vodka
9:42:39 PM Justin: mmm.....
9:42:44 PM Justin: i could go for some of that
9:43:08 PM ed: I've got a big ole bottle of Tito's
9:56:58 PM ed: Now, tits or GTFO
9:57:16 PM Justin: lolwut
9:57:25 PM Justin: let me find one
11:01:18 PM Justin: hey whats your EIN?
11:01:34 PM Justin: im trying to fudge my taxes using the last pay stub i have here
11:02:18 PM Justin: and zip code
11:02:20 PM ed: (redacted)
11:02:22 PM ed: 10038
11:04:00 PM Justin: hm
11:04:03 PM Justin: doesn't look promising
11:04:04 PM Justin: haha
11:04:16 PM Justin: i got so close! i was able to fill out like 3 boxes!
11:04:23 PM ed: Pics or it didn't happen
11:04:45 PM Justin:
11:04:55 PM ed: Shoop
11:04:57 PM Justin: amidoinitrite
11:07:27 PM Justin: dammit this isn't working ed
11:08:07 PM ed: Auto-reply: Tits or GTFO
11:08:38 PM Justin: i swear to god ill show you tits if you can give me 1.) 1700 bucks -or- 2.) W2
11:16:51 PM ed: 1 Over 9000 00 bucks?
11:16:51 PM ed: What would you do with that much money?
11:17:09 PM Justin: over 9000
11:17:26 PM Justin: pay off debt
11:17:34 PM Justin: go to australia
11:17:46 PM ed: You were just in Australia
11:17:55 PM Justin: i know, but i need to go back
11:17:58 PM ed: You left
11:18:02 PM Justin: ya
11:18:09 PM Justin: had to be with family for holidays and stuff
11:18:28 PM Justin: hey, for box #7 it says "SS Tips" and 8 is "Allocated Tips"
11:18:30 PM Justin: what do i put there
11:18:50 PM Justin: and what do i do for box 12
11:18:53 PM ed: Your PENIS
11:18:54 PM ed: lol
11:18:56 PM Justin: and 14
11:18:57 PM Justin: hahahaha
11:19:02 PM Justin: you fucker
11:19:04 PM Justin: are you drinking
11:19:10 PM ed: No, I wish I was
11:19:14 PM Justin: (figures)
11:19:14 PM Justin: haha
11:20:03 PM Justin: can i call and ask them for a W2?
11:20:11 PM ed: I don't think so
11:20:21 PM Justin: can i call and ask (redacted) for a W2?
11:20:25 PM ed: Nope
11:20:31 PM Justin: can i get a what what?
11:20:32 PM ed: They you are welcome to try
11:20:54 PM ed: I accidently a whole turkey
11:21:20 PM Justin: if my spidey sense is correct, my tax return should be like 8600 bucks which would be beneficial to my well being
11:21:20 PM Justin: haha
11:21:38 PM Justin: looks like someone found /b/
11:22:39 PM ed: I like the casual racism
11:23:01 PM Justin: yeah i'd be a liar if i said i didn't contribute to that
11:23:24 PM ed: You're liar either way
11:23:29 PM Justin: harsh
11:23:36 PM Justin: you jews just dont know when to stop
11:23:39 PM Justin: haha
11:25:20 PM ed: Mostly I just like the pictures of the girl from Lazy Town
11:25:36 PM Justin: is that the loli in pink
11:25:57 PM ed: Yeah
11:30:49 PM Justin: what is the state number
11:30:50 PM Justin: ?
11:30:57 PM ed: 6
11:31:39 PM Justin: are you lying to me?
11:32:03 PM ed: Well, I can't be sure, since I don't understand the question.
11:32:07 PM Justin: ah.
11:32:25 PM Justin:
11:33:04 PM ed: No idea
11:33:11 PM Justin: 6 might be right
11:33:14 PM ed: My state tax payer ID is the same as my federal
11:33:21 PM Justin: is that what they are asking for?
11:33:24 PM Justin: i think it is
11:33:29 PM ed: No clue
11:34:34 PM ed: It's Caturday
11:34:37 PM ed: I must take a bath
11:34:41 PM ed: Before midnight
11:34:49 PM Justin: you're still there
a deal i can't refuse.
2:35:20 PM Justin: 50 bucks for a mac pro
2:36:09 PM ed: Sold
2:36:30 PM Justin: cool, specs?
2:36:42 PM ed: Dual Core 0.0GHz
2:37:23 PM Justin: hmm
2:39:32 PM Justin: free shipping to binghamton?
2:50:44 PM ed: No
2:50:48 PM ed: You have to come get it
2:51:07 PM Justin: alright, well i'll have to come down after the holidays anyway
2:51:18 PM Justin: save it for me
3:14:36 PM ed: Too late, I ate it
3:14:45 PM Justin: dammit
3:14:52 PM Justin: alright, what else you got
3:17:29 PM ed: Empty iMac box
3:17:43 PM Justin: which imac
3:23:36 PM ed: Original one in orange
3:23:59 PM Justin: meh, i've already got one
2:36:09 PM ed: Sold
2:36:30 PM Justin: cool, specs?
2:36:42 PM ed: Dual Core 0.0GHz
2:37:23 PM Justin: hmm
2:39:32 PM Justin: free shipping to binghamton?
2:50:44 PM ed: No
2:50:48 PM ed: You have to come get it
2:51:07 PM Justin: alright, well i'll have to come down after the holidays anyway
2:51:18 PM Justin: save it for me
3:14:36 PM ed: Too late, I ate it
3:14:45 PM Justin: dammit
3:14:52 PM Justin: alright, what else you got
3:17:29 PM ed: Empty iMac box
3:17:43 PM Justin: which imac
3:23:36 PM ed: Original one in orange
3:23:59 PM Justin: meh, i've already got one
sick! hilarious!
12:37:45 AM Justin: i got a nintendo emulator for my DS Lite
12:38:06 AM Justin: you should put it on the R4 for your kids.. they need proper videogame education
12:38:07 AM ed: Emulates a Nintendo?
12:38:10 AM Justin: yeah
12:38:18 AM Justin: im playing kid icarus like a maniac
12:38:23 AM Justin: game is so f-ing hard tho
12:38:54 AM ed: My daughter had a sleepover party last night
12:38:55 AM ed: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1229831003770.jpg
12:39:34 AM ed: Pic unrelated
12:39:38 AM Justin: happy birthdayyyyyyyy!
12:44:58 AM ed: Actually one of the girls had a german accent and I kept thinking, in 3-4 years she's going to be pretty distracting.
12:45:18 AM Justin: hahahahhaha
12:46:06 AM ed: What country are you in?
12:46:24 AM Justin: america
12:46:37 AM ed: Which state?
12:46:43 AM Justin: thus i am bound by such those laws and crap
12:38:06 AM Justin: you should put it on the R4 for your kids.. they need proper videogame education
12:38:07 AM ed: Emulates a Nintendo?
12:38:10 AM Justin: yeah
12:38:18 AM Justin: im playing kid icarus like a maniac
12:38:23 AM Justin: game is so f-ing hard tho
12:38:54 AM ed: My daughter had a sleepover party last night
12:38:55 AM ed: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1229831003770.jpg
12:39:34 AM ed: Pic unrelated
12:39:38 AM Justin: happy birthdayyyyyyyy!
12:44:58 AM ed: Actually one of the girls had a german accent and I kept thinking, in 3-4 years she's going to be pretty distracting.
12:45:18 AM Justin: hahahahhaha
12:46:06 AM ed: What country are you in?
12:46:24 AM Justin: america
12:46:37 AM ed: Which state?
12:46:43 AM Justin: thus i am bound by such those laws and crap
martyr me!
4:12:47 PM Justin: hello edward
4:13:09 PM ed: (redacted), how are you?
4:13:30 PM Justin: im f-ing exhausted, but okay otherwise
4:13:38 PM ed: Working hard?
4:13:46 PM Justin: wish i was
4:19:27 PM Justin: im watching a show where some guy lives on a mountain trying to survive, he just found a deer and skinned it and made a coat
4:20:33 PM Justin: out of nowhere, peta signs popped up!
4:20:59 PM ed: That's cool. He can use the signs for fire wood
4:21:12 PM Justin: and the protesters for food
4:21:51 PM Justin: protesters are finally given an out for their miserable lives, he gets food and firewood
4:21:53 PM Justin: its a win-win
4:23:56 PM ed: It's good to be a martyr
4:13:09 PM ed: (redacted), how are you?
4:13:30 PM Justin: im f-ing exhausted, but okay otherwise
4:13:38 PM ed: Working hard?
4:13:46 PM Justin: wish i was
4:19:27 PM Justin: im watching a show where some guy lives on a mountain trying to survive, he just found a deer and skinned it and made a coat
4:20:33 PM Justin: out of nowhere, peta signs popped up!
4:20:59 PM ed: That's cool. He can use the signs for fire wood
4:21:12 PM Justin: and the protesters for food
4:21:51 PM Justin: protesters are finally given an out for their miserable lives, he gets food and firewood
4:21:53 PM Justin: its a win-win
4:23:56 PM ed: It's good to be a martyr
he likes the meatballs.
10:55:40 PM Justin: hey when do we get our W2s or whatever they are called? can you just scan mine and emale it to me?
10:56:40 PM ed: Some time between January 1st and March 15th
10:56:49 PM ed: I can do that.
10:57:11 PM ed: I assume the govmint will accept them that way, but I have no idea.
10:57:39 PM Justin: what do you mean? i just do my taxes online
10:57:56 PM ed: But you have to submit your W2s, don't you?
10:58:01 PM ed: Maybe you don't.
10:58:01 PM Justin: so i just need the didgits
10:58:02 PM Justin: nope
10:58:05 PM Justin: just the info
10:58:06 PM ed: I have to submit them.
10:58:10 PM Justin: yeah
10:58:17 PM ed: Makes sense.
10:58:33 PM ed: Anyway I should have them pretty soon after the new year.
10:58:59 PM Justin: cool
10:59:25 PM ed: Did they know it was Thanksgiving there?
10:59:33 PM Justin: yeah
10:59:56 PM Justin: i got it from a couple people
11:00:10 PM ed: I remember when I was in Hungary one restaurant tried to do a traditional American Thanksgiving dinner to lure al the ex-pats.
11:00:15 PM ed: It wasn't a big success.
11:00:30 PM Justin: i told them it was a holiday celebrating the rape and pillage of my ancestors, bringing disease and famine to my people
11:00:36 PM Justin: haha
11:00:45 PM Justin: i had thanksgiving dinner at IKEA
11:01:04 PM ed: Seems appropriate.
11:01:40 PM Justin: we were there to get a mirror and walked by the food court and they had "christmas special" up...turkey with some lingenberry and orange gravy, roasted 'tates and carrots
11:01:56 PM ed: I like the meatballs
10:56:40 PM ed: Some time between January 1st and March 15th
10:56:49 PM ed: I can do that.
10:57:11 PM ed: I assume the govmint will accept them that way, but I have no idea.
10:57:39 PM Justin: what do you mean? i just do my taxes online
10:57:56 PM ed: But you have to submit your W2s, don't you?
10:58:01 PM ed: Maybe you don't.
10:58:01 PM Justin: so i just need the didgits
10:58:02 PM Justin: nope
10:58:05 PM Justin: just the info
10:58:06 PM ed: I have to submit them.
10:58:10 PM Justin: yeah
10:58:17 PM ed: Makes sense.
10:58:33 PM ed: Anyway I should have them pretty soon after the new year.
10:58:59 PM Justin: cool
10:59:25 PM ed: Did they know it was Thanksgiving there?
10:59:33 PM Justin: yeah
10:59:56 PM Justin: i got it from a couple people
11:00:10 PM ed: I remember when I was in Hungary one restaurant tried to do a traditional American Thanksgiving dinner to lure al the ex-pats.
11:00:15 PM ed: It wasn't a big success.
11:00:30 PM Justin: i told them it was a holiday celebrating the rape and pillage of my ancestors, bringing disease and famine to my people
11:00:36 PM Justin: haha
11:00:45 PM Justin: i had thanksgiving dinner at IKEA
11:01:04 PM ed: Seems appropriate.
11:01:40 PM Justin: we were there to get a mirror and walked by the food court and they had "christmas special" up...turkey with some lingenberry and orange gravy, roasted 'tates and carrots
11:01:56 PM ed: I like the meatballs
greg hated me, and i haven't worked there in over a month.
8:41:29 AM Justin: http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/twofaced-kitten-born-in-perth--a-hrefhttpwwwsmhcomauphotogallery200703071173166769017html-bphotosb/2008/11/20/1226770635862.html
8:41:39 AM Justin: hey edward, my paychecks haven't been coming through
8:41:54 AM ed: I'll get right on that.
8:42:08 AM ed: Can you be at EarthPledge today at 2?
8:42:28 AM Justin: is that 2 my time?
8:43:21 AM ed: Well, let's make it 2 Hawaiian time to compromise
8:43:33 AM Justin: fair enough
8:44:46 AM Justin: i miss greg
8:58:57 AM ed: He asks about you.
8:41:39 AM Justin: hey edward, my paychecks haven't been coming through
8:41:54 AM ed: I'll get right on that.
8:42:08 AM ed: Can you be at EarthPledge today at 2?
8:42:28 AM Justin: is that 2 my time?
8:43:21 AM ed: Well, let's make it 2 Hawaiian time to compromise
8:43:33 AM Justin: fair enough
8:44:46 AM Justin: i miss greg
8:58:57 AM ed: He asks about you.
he's still not actually in Perth.
10:06:38 PM Justin: good afternoon
10:09:14 PM ed: Great day, huh?
Changed status to Idle (10:30:21 PM)
10:44:19 PM Justin: gorgeous
10:44:33 PM Justin: just like it to get a bit warmer so i can sit on the beach
10:44:49 PM ed: It's supposed to be in the 80s next week
10:44:54 PM Justin: yeah
10:45:16 PM Justin: monday and tuesday
10:45:42 PM ed: I'm really looking forward to it.
10:45:59 PM Justin: http://family2point0.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/cottesloebeach.jpg
10:46:03 PM Justin: thats the beach we go to
10:46:10 PM Justin: (redacted)'s moms house is a block up the road
10:46:34 PM ed: That's me swimming in the background
10:46:36 PM Justin: http://www.beitler.tv/australia/32%20-%20Cottesloe%20Beach%202.JPG
10:09:14 PM ed: Great day, huh?
Changed status to Idle (10:30:21 PM)
10:44:19 PM Justin: gorgeous
10:44:33 PM Justin: just like it to get a bit warmer so i can sit on the beach
10:44:49 PM ed: It's supposed to be in the 80s next week
10:44:54 PM Justin: yeah
10:45:16 PM Justin: monday and tuesday
10:45:42 PM ed: I'm really looking forward to it.
10:45:59 PM Justin: http://family2point0.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/cottesloebeach.jpg
10:46:03 PM Justin: thats the beach we go to
10:46:10 PM Justin: (redacted)'s moms house is a block up the road
10:46:34 PM ed: That's me swimming in the background
10:46:36 PM Justin: http://www.beitler.tv/australia/32%20-%20Cottesloe%20Beach%202.JPG
he's still not really in Perth. he still lies.
10:40:49 AM ed: What a great day here in Perth.
10:40:58 AM ed: I'm just getting ready to go to bed.
10:41:09 AM ed: I think Summer is finally here.
10:40:58 AM ed: I'm just getting ready to go to bed.
10:41:09 AM ed: I think Summer is finally here.
he wasn't really in Perth. liar.
11:10:57 PM ed: So how are things down under?
11:20:00 PM Justin: excellent
11:20:09 PM ed: Glad to hear it
11:20:33 PM Justin: went to the beach yesterday, its like 10 minutes to the indian ocean
11:20:42 PM Justin: crystal clear water
11:20:59 PM ed: That's way cool
11:21:21 PM Justin: meeting a lot of great people, really friendly people
11:26:10 PM Justin: how are you doin?
11:26:16 PM Justin: when you coming to visit!
11:26:28 PM ed: I'm actually in Perth right now.
11:26:41 PM ed: But I don't think I'll have time for us to get together.
11:26:44 PM ed: I'm only here for three weeks.
11:26:49 PM Justin: damn
11:28:01 PM Justin: cottesloe beach is amazing
11:28:54 PM ed: Yeah, it is really nice.
11:45:58 PM ed: Man, it's almost 2. I haven't had lunch yet. I'm going to run out to the fish and chips place.
11:46:11 PM Justin: which one
11:47:32 PM Justin: i was thinking about going down to soto and getting a coffee and a sandwich
11:47:36 PM ed: I don't know what it's called, it's down John
11:50:24 PM ed: Alright off I go. ttyl
11:20:00 PM Justin: excellent
11:20:09 PM ed: Glad to hear it
11:20:33 PM Justin: went to the beach yesterday, its like 10 minutes to the indian ocean
11:20:42 PM Justin: crystal clear water
11:20:59 PM ed: That's way cool
11:21:21 PM Justin: meeting a lot of great people, really friendly people
11:26:10 PM Justin: how are you doin?
11:26:16 PM Justin: when you coming to visit!
11:26:28 PM ed: I'm actually in Perth right now.
11:26:41 PM ed: But I don't think I'll have time for us to get together.
11:26:44 PM ed: I'm only here for three weeks.
11:26:49 PM Justin: damn
11:28:01 PM Justin: cottesloe beach is amazing
11:28:54 PM ed: Yeah, it is really nice.
11:45:58 PM ed: Man, it's almost 2. I haven't had lunch yet. I'm going to run out to the fish and chips place.
11:46:11 PM Justin: which one
11:47:32 PM Justin: i was thinking about going down to soto and getting a coffee and a sandwich
11:47:36 PM ed: I don't know what it's called, it's down John
11:50:24 PM ed: Alright off I go. ttyl
oh well, i tried.
10:31:28 AM ed: Hello
10:31:29 AM Justin (Autoreply): are we gonna make it?
10:31:35 AM Justin: Hello
10:34:30 AM ed: How goes it?
10:38:18 AM Justin: not too bad.. last day in binghamton
10:38:26 AM Justin: gotta come back and pack tomorrow morning
10:39:35 AM ed: Cool
10:39:45 AM ed: Your last check should be deposited in your account today.
10:39:53 AM ed: But it's going to be teeny tiny
10:43:16 AM Justin: i see nothing
10:43:24 AM Justin: can you make it biggy biggy?
10:43:43 AM ed: I could, but that would adversely effect me.
10:31:29 AM Justin (Autoreply): are we gonna make it?
10:31:35 AM Justin: Hello
10:34:30 AM ed: How goes it?
10:38:18 AM Justin: not too bad.. last day in binghamton
10:38:26 AM Justin: gotta come back and pack tomorrow morning
10:39:35 AM ed: Cool
10:39:45 AM ed: Your last check should be deposited in your account today.
10:39:53 AM ed: But it's going to be teeny tiny
10:43:16 AM Justin: i see nothing
10:43:24 AM Justin: can you make it biggy biggy?
10:43:43 AM ed: I could, but that would adversely effect me.
sarcastic.
11:07:18 PM ed: Hello
11:07:40 PM Justin: do you miss me
11:07:49 PM ed: Yes, very much
11:07:51 PM ed: Who is this?
11:08:01 PM Justin:
11:08:10 PM Justin: justin!
11:08:22 PM Justin: i have insider information for you
11:08:29 PM ed: What is that?
11:08:43 PM Justin: (redacted) charges 330 first hour, 200 after now
11:08:52 PM ed: Wow
11:08:58 PM ed: That's a lot of moozoomah
11:09:05 PM Justin: i know - i shat brix
11:09:17 PM Justin: i called them to come fix my macbook
11:09:31 PM Justin: actually not
11:09:37 PM Justin: i was talking to (redacted)
11:09:52 PM Justin: you should call him, if you'd like to replace me
11:09:54 PM ed: Is he moving to Australia?
11:10:04 PM Justin: nah, he'll be around for the haul... he's married
11:10:07 PM ed: No one could ever replace you.
11:10:09 PM Justin: and owns a place here
11:10:11 PM Justin: aww!
11:10:33 PM Justin: thats the sweetest thing you've ever said, so long as you dont follow it up with something sarcastic!
11:11:08 PM ed: I would never.
11:07:40 PM Justin: do you miss me
11:07:49 PM ed: Yes, very much
11:07:51 PM ed: Who is this?
11:08:01 PM Justin:
11:08:10 PM Justin: justin!
11:08:22 PM Justin: i have insider information for you
11:08:29 PM ed: What is that?
11:08:43 PM Justin: (redacted) charges 330 first hour, 200 after now
11:08:52 PM ed: Wow
11:08:58 PM ed: That's a lot of moozoomah
11:09:05 PM Justin: i know - i shat brix
11:09:17 PM Justin: i called them to come fix my macbook
11:09:31 PM Justin: actually not
11:09:37 PM Justin: i was talking to (redacted)
11:09:52 PM Justin: you should call him, if you'd like to replace me
11:09:54 PM ed: Is he moving to Australia?
11:10:04 PM Justin: nah, he'll be around for the haul... he's married
11:10:07 PM ed: No one could ever replace you.
11:10:09 PM Justin: and owns a place here
11:10:11 PM Justin: aww!
11:10:33 PM Justin: thats the sweetest thing you've ever said, so long as you dont follow it up with something sarcastic!
11:11:08 PM ed: I would never.
8:40:53 PM ed: Are you still going to have the same bank account in two weeks?
8:41:07 PM Justin: yeah
8:41:22 PM Justin: did my "severence!!!!!" message actually convince you to give me one?!
8:41:48 PM Justin: you're welcome to deposit money into that account whenever you want
8:41:50 PM Justin: :)
8:42:36 PM ed: You get one more paycheck
8:42:40 PM ed: I think it'll cover 1 day
8:42:51 PM ed: Get back to packing
8:42:56 PM Justin: hehe
8:43:06 PM ed: I ordered a MBP through the ADC
8:43:56 PM Justin: ooh yeah?
8:44:02 PM Justin: dustin's is pretty nice
8:48:46 PM ed: http://www.falconpunch.org/
8:41:07 PM Justin: yeah
8:41:22 PM Justin: did my "severence!!!!!" message actually convince you to give me one?!
8:41:48 PM Justin: you're welcome to deposit money into that account whenever you want
8:41:50 PM Justin: :)
8:42:36 PM ed: You get one more paycheck
8:42:40 PM ed: I think it'll cover 1 day
8:42:51 PM ed: Get back to packing
8:42:56 PM Justin: hehe
8:43:06 PM ed: I ordered a MBP through the ADC
8:43:56 PM Justin: ooh yeah?
8:44:02 PM Justin: dustin's is pretty nice
8:48:46 PM ed: http://www.falconpunch.org/
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