Monday, October 19, 2009

i like this business model, but is it sustainable?

8:47:41 PM Justin: oh crap! you lost it?
8:47:51 PM Justin: apple replaced mine with a brand new one
8:47:57 PM Justin: and it was dented and jailbroken!
8:48:12 PM ed: Is this you: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1231378407413.jpg
8:48:27 PM Justin: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
8:48:32 PM Justin: i wish i was that thin
8:49:30 PM Justin: is this you: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1231379245140.jpg
8:49:30 PM ed: I think it's you
8:49:42 PM ed: That's my hand, yes
8:50:08 PM Justin: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1231379305401.jpg
8:50:20 PM Justin: this is my gf
8:50:21 PM Justin: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1231378408071.jpg
8:50:36 PM ed: lol, you have no girlfriend
8:51:06 PM Justin: acccctually
8:51:25 PM Justin: if you lurked moar you probably would have seen her
8:51:44 PM ed: I have better things to do with my time
8:51:58 PM Justin: i dont believe you have better things to do with your time
8:52:01 PM Justin: enjoy your /b/
8:52:16 PM ed: Well, they may not be better, but I have them
8:52:19 PM Justin: hahah
8:52:27 PM Justin: whats the scoop anyway
8:52:47 PM Justin: if i move back to the city we could start up a new business that doesn't involve clients
8:53:27 PM ed: We could help people who have too much cold beer and fresh pizza
8:53:44 PM Justin: hmm.. im interested.. tell me more..
8:54:26 PM ed: Well people would call us and say "We have too much cold beer and fresh pizza."
8:54:41 PM Justin: interesting...
8:54:42 PM ed: We'd say "Please evacuate your home, leaving the door unlocked."
8:54:52 PM Justin: i see, that sounds good
8:54:55 PM ed: And we'd drive over in our custom painted van.
8:55:17 PM ed: And we'd pour the beer down the sink and put the pizza in the trash and leave without doing anything else.
8:55:36 PM Justin: hmm..well, originally i was thinking maybe we'd drink the beer
8:55:48 PM ed: Well, who would drive the custom painted van?
8:56:05 PM ed: You didn't really think that part through did you?
8:56:24 PM Justin: i did actually
8:56:32 PM Justin: i figured if we ate enough pizza to soak up the beer.......
8:56:47 PM ed: I don't think so, ranger
8:57:25 PM Justin: could hire a getaway driver
8:57:32 PM ed: I guess.
8:57:42 PM Justin: pay them with pizza
8:57:50 PM ed: I think it would just be easier to pour the beer out
8:58:02 PM ed: And throw the pizza away
9:00:13 PM Justin: hmm
9:00:28 PM Justin: i mean, that sounds cool and all....but
9:01:26 PM ed: But you're too lazy to help open the beers?
9:03:03 PM Justin: well i figure if im going through that i might as well at least get a beer out of it
9:03:08 PM Justin: in my mind, im picturing a corona
9:06:33 PM ed: We would have to pour out all sorts of beers. Domestic, imported, dark, light, no alcohol. Whatever there was too much of.
9:09:11 PM Justin: well i wouldn't object to pouring out o'douls (aka o'fools)
9:18:05 PM ed: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1231376600569.jpg
9:18:44 PM Justin: 404'd
9:19:09 PM ed: That's what I meant

shalom, i made that up

3:06:31 PM Justin: want me to do it for you?
3:06:43 PM ed: You're not even Jewish
3:06:49 PM Justin: i converted
3:07:09 PM ed: Oh yeah? What did you read for your torah portion?
3:07:54 PM Justin: M'oray Ha'Aish
3:08:06 PM Justin: salvation, baby
3:08:08 PM Justin: its my favourite
9:25:17 PM Justin: why are towns like this even in existence
9:28:48 PM ed: Which towns?
9:30:56 PM Justin: binghamton
9:31:11 PM Justin: i also dont understand why the suicide rate isn't like 87%
9:31:51 PM ed: The answer to both questions is vodka
9:42:39 PM Justin: mmm.....
9:42:44 PM Justin: i could go for some of that
9:43:08 PM ed: I've got a big ole bottle of Tito's
9:56:58 PM ed: Now, tits or GTFO
9:57:16 PM Justin: lolwut
9:57:25 PM Justin: let me find one
11:01:18 PM Justin: hey whats your EIN?
11:01:34 PM Justin: im trying to fudge my taxes using the last pay stub i have here
11:02:18 PM Justin: and zip code
11:02:20 PM ed: (redacted)
11:02:22 PM ed: 10038
11:04:00 PM Justin: hm
11:04:03 PM Justin: doesn't look promising
11:04:04 PM Justin: haha
11:04:16 PM Justin: i got so close! i was able to fill out like 3 boxes!
11:04:23 PM ed: Pics or it didn't happen
11:04:45 PM Justin:
11:04:55 PM ed: Shoop
11:04:57 PM Justin: amidoinitrite
11:07:27 PM Justin: dammit this isn't working ed
11:08:07 PM ed: Auto-reply: Tits or GTFO
11:08:38 PM Justin: i swear to god ill show you tits if you can give me 1.) 1700 bucks -or- 2.) W2
11:16:51 PM ed: 1 Over 9000 00 bucks?
11:16:51 PM ed: What would you do with that much money?
11:17:09 PM Justin: over 9000
11:17:26 PM Justin: pay off debt
11:17:34 PM Justin: go to australia
11:17:46 PM ed: You were just in Australia
11:17:55 PM Justin: i know, but i need to go back
11:17:58 PM ed: You left
11:18:02 PM Justin: ya
11:18:09 PM Justin: had to be with family for holidays and stuff
11:18:28 PM Justin: hey, for box #7 it says "SS Tips" and 8 is "Allocated Tips"
11:18:30 PM Justin: what do i put there
11:18:50 PM Justin: and what do i do for box 12
11:18:53 PM ed: Your PENIS
11:18:54 PM ed: lol
11:18:56 PM Justin: and 14
11:18:57 PM Justin: hahahaha
11:19:02 PM Justin: you fucker
11:19:04 PM Justin: are you drinking
11:19:10 PM ed: No, I wish I was
11:19:14 PM Justin: (figures)
11:19:14 PM Justin: haha
11:20:03 PM Justin: can i call and ask them for a W2?
11:20:11 PM ed: I don't think so
11:20:21 PM Justin: can i call and ask (redacted) for a W2?
11:20:25 PM ed: Nope
11:20:31 PM Justin: can i get a what what?
11:20:32 PM ed: They you are welcome to try
11:20:54 PM ed: I accidently a whole turkey
11:21:20 PM Justin: if my spidey sense is correct, my tax return should be like 8600 bucks which would be beneficial to my well being
11:21:20 PM Justin: haha
11:21:38 PM Justin: looks like someone found /b/
11:22:39 PM ed: I like the casual racism
11:23:01 PM Justin: yeah i'd be a liar if i said i didn't contribute to that
11:23:24 PM ed: You're liar either way
11:23:29 PM Justin: harsh
11:23:36 PM Justin: you jews just dont know when to stop
11:23:39 PM Justin: haha
11:25:20 PM ed: Mostly I just like the pictures of the girl from Lazy Town
11:25:36 PM Justin: is that the loli in pink
11:25:57 PM ed: Yeah
11:30:49 PM Justin: what is the state number
11:30:50 PM Justin: ?
11:30:57 PM ed: 6
11:31:39 PM Justin: are you lying to me?
11:32:03 PM ed: Well, I can't be sure, since I don't understand the question.
11:32:07 PM Justin: ah.
11:32:25 PM Justin:
11:33:04 PM ed: No idea
11:33:11 PM Justin: 6 might be right
11:33:14 PM ed: My state tax payer ID is the same as my federal
11:33:21 PM Justin: is that what they are asking for?
11:33:24 PM Justin: i think it is
11:33:29 PM ed: No clue
11:34:34 PM ed: It's Caturday
11:34:37 PM ed: I must take a bath
11:34:41 PM ed: Before midnight
11:34:49 PM Justin: you're still there

a deal i can't refuse.

2:35:20 PM Justin: 50 bucks for a mac pro
2:36:09 PM ed: Sold
2:36:30 PM Justin: cool, specs?
2:36:42 PM ed: Dual Core 0.0GHz
2:37:23 PM Justin: hmm
2:39:32 PM Justin: free shipping to binghamton?
2:50:44 PM ed: No
2:50:48 PM ed: You have to come get it
2:51:07 PM Justin: alright, well i'll have to come down after the holidays anyway
2:51:18 PM Justin: save it for me
3:14:36 PM ed: Too late, I ate it
3:14:45 PM Justin: dammit
3:14:52 PM Justin: alright, what else you got
3:17:29 PM ed: Empty iMac box
3:17:43 PM Justin: which imac
3:23:36 PM ed: Original one in orange
3:23:59 PM Justin: meh, i've already got one

sick! hilarious!

12:37:45 AM Justin: i got a nintendo emulator for my DS Lite
12:38:06 AM Justin: you should put it on the R4 for your kids.. they need proper videogame education
12:38:07 AM ed: Emulates a Nintendo?
12:38:10 AM Justin: yeah
12:38:18 AM Justin: im playing kid icarus like a maniac
12:38:23 AM Justin: game is so f-ing hard tho
12:38:54 AM ed: My daughter had a sleepover party last night
12:38:55 AM ed: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1229831003770.jpg
12:39:34 AM ed: Pic unrelated
12:39:38 AM Justin: happy birthdayyyyyyyy!
12:44:58 AM ed: Actually one of the girls had a german accent and I kept thinking, in 3-4 years she's going to be pretty distracting.
12:45:18 AM Justin: hahahahhaha
12:46:06 AM ed: What country are you in?
12:46:24 AM Justin: america
12:46:37 AM ed: Which state?
12:46:43 AM Justin: thus i am bound by such those laws and crap

martyr me!

4:12:47 PM Justin: hello edward
4:13:09 PM ed: (redacted), how are you?
4:13:30 PM Justin: im f-ing exhausted, but okay otherwise
4:13:38 PM ed: Working hard?
4:13:46 PM Justin: wish i was
4:19:27 PM Justin: im watching a show where some guy lives on a mountain trying to survive, he just found a deer and skinned it and made a coat
4:20:33 PM Justin: out of nowhere, peta signs popped up!
4:20:59 PM ed: That's cool. He can use the signs for fire wood
4:21:12 PM Justin: and the protesters for food
4:21:51 PM Justin: protesters are finally given an out for their miserable lives, he gets food and firewood
4:21:53 PM Justin: its a win-win
4:23:56 PM ed: It's good to be a martyr

he likes the meatballs.

10:55:40 PM Justin: hey when do we get our W2s or whatever they are called? can you just scan mine and emale it to me?
10:56:40 PM ed: Some time between January 1st and March 15th
10:56:49 PM ed: I can do that.
10:57:11 PM ed: I assume the govmint will accept them that way, but I have no idea.
10:57:39 PM Justin: what do you mean? i just do my taxes online
10:57:56 PM ed: But you have to submit your W2s, don't you?
10:58:01 PM ed: Maybe you don't.
10:58:01 PM Justin: so i just need the didgits
10:58:02 PM Justin: nope
10:58:05 PM Justin: just the info
10:58:06 PM ed: I have to submit them.
10:58:10 PM Justin: yeah
10:58:17 PM ed: Makes sense.
10:58:33 PM ed: Anyway I should have them pretty soon after the new year.
10:58:59 PM Justin: cool
10:59:25 PM ed: Did they know it was Thanksgiving there?
10:59:33 PM Justin: yeah
10:59:56 PM Justin: i got it from a couple people
11:00:10 PM ed: I remember when I was in Hungary one restaurant tried to do a traditional American Thanksgiving dinner to lure al the ex-pats.
11:00:15 PM ed: It wasn't a big success.
11:00:30 PM Justin: i told them it was a holiday celebrating the rape and pillage of my ancestors, bringing disease and famine to my people
11:00:36 PM Justin: haha
11:00:45 PM Justin: i had thanksgiving dinner at IKEA
11:01:04 PM ed: Seems appropriate.
11:01:40 PM Justin: we were there to get a mirror and walked by the food court and they had "christmas special" up...turkey with some lingenberry and orange gravy, roasted 'tates and carrots 
11:01:56 PM ed: I like the meatballs

greg hated me, and i haven't worked there in over a month.

8:41:29 AM Justin: http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/twofaced-kitten-born-in-perth--a-hrefhttpwwwsmhcomauphotogallery200703071173166769017html-bphotosb/2008/11/20/1226770635862.html
8:41:39 AM Justin: hey edward, my paychecks haven't been coming through
8:41:54 AM ed: I'll get right on that.
8:42:08 AM ed: Can you be at EarthPledge today at 2?
8:42:28 AM Justin: is that 2 my time?
8:43:21 AM ed: Well, let's make it 2 Hawaiian time to compromise
8:43:33 AM Justin: fair enough
8:44:46 AM Justin: i miss greg
8:58:57 AM ed: He asks about you.

he's still not actually in Perth.

10:06:38 PM Justin: good afternoon
10:09:14 PM ed: Great day, huh?
Changed status to Idle (10:30:21 PM)
10:44:19 PM Justin: gorgeous
10:44:33 PM Justin: just like it to get a bit warmer so i can sit on the beach
10:44:49 PM ed: It's supposed to be in the 80s next week
10:44:54 PM Justin: yeah
10:45:16 PM Justin: monday and tuesday
10:45:42 PM ed: I'm really looking forward to it.
10:45:59 PM Justin: http://family2point0.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/cottesloebeach.jpg
10:46:03 PM Justin: thats the beach we go to
10:46:10 PM Justin: (redacted)'s moms house is a block up the road
10:46:34 PM ed: That's me swimming in the background
10:46:36 PM Justin: http://www.beitler.tv/australia/32%20-%20Cottesloe%20Beach%202.JPG

he's still not really in Perth. he still lies.

10:40:49 AM ed: What a great day here in Perth.
10:40:58 AM ed: I'm just getting ready to go to bed.
10:41:09 AM ed: I think Summer is finally here.

he wasn't really in Perth. liar.

11:10:57 PM ed: So how are things down under?
11:20:00 PM Justin: excellent
11:20:09 PM ed: Glad to hear it
11:20:33 PM Justin: went to the beach yesterday, its like 10 minutes to the indian ocean
11:20:42 PM Justin: crystal clear water
11:20:59 PM ed: That's way cool
11:21:21 PM Justin: meeting a lot of great people, really friendly people
11:26:10 PM Justin: how are you doin?
11:26:16 PM Justin: when you coming to visit!
11:26:28 PM ed: I'm actually in Perth right now.
11:26:41 PM ed: But I don't think I'll have time for us to get together.
11:26:44 PM ed: I'm only here for three weeks.
11:26:49 PM Justin: damn
11:28:01 PM Justin: cottesloe beach is amazing
11:28:54 PM ed: Yeah, it is really nice.
11:45:58 PM ed: Man, it's almost 2. I haven't had lunch yet. I'm going to run out to the fish and chips place.
11:46:11 PM Justin: which one
11:47:32 PM Justin: i was thinking about going down to soto and getting a coffee and a sandwich
11:47:36 PM ed: I don't know what it's called, it's down John
11:50:24 PM ed: Alright off I go. ttyl

oh well, i tried.

10:31:28 AM ed: Hello
10:31:29 AM Justin (Autoreply): are we gonna make it?
10:31:35 AM Justin: Hello
10:34:30 AM ed: How goes it?
10:38:18 AM Justin: not too bad.. last day in binghamton
10:38:26 AM Justin: gotta come back and pack tomorrow morning
10:39:35 AM ed: Cool
10:39:45 AM ed: Your last check should be deposited in your account today.
10:39:53 AM ed: But it's going to be teeny tiny
10:43:16 AM Justin: i see nothing
10:43:24 AM Justin: can you make it biggy biggy?
10:43:43 AM ed: I could, but that would adversely effect me.

sarcastic.

11:07:18 PM ed: Hello
11:07:40 PM Justin: do you miss me
11:07:49 PM ed: Yes, very much
11:07:51 PM ed: Who is this?
11:08:01 PM Justin:
11:08:10 PM Justin: justin!
11:08:22 PM Justin: i have insider information for you
11:08:29 PM ed: What is that?
11:08:43 PM Justin: (redacted) charges 330 first hour, 200 after now
11:08:52 PM ed: Wow
11:08:58 PM ed: That's a lot of moozoomah
11:09:05 PM Justin: i know - i shat brix
11:09:17 PM Justin: i called them to come fix my macbook
11:09:31 PM Justin: actually not
11:09:37 PM Justin: i was talking to (redacted)
11:09:52 PM Justin: you should call him, if you'd like to replace me
11:09:54 PM ed: Is he moving to Australia?
11:10:04 PM Justin: nah, he'll be around for the haul... he's married
11:10:07 PM ed: No one could ever replace you.
11:10:09 PM Justin: and owns a place here
11:10:11 PM Justin: aww!
11:10:33 PM Justin: thats the sweetest thing you've ever said, so long as you dont follow it up with something sarcastic!
11:11:08 PM ed: I would never.
8:40:53 PM ed: Are you still going to have the same bank account in two weeks?
8:41:07 PM Justin: yeah
8:41:22 PM Justin: did my "severence!!!!!" message actually convince you to give me one?!
8:41:48 PM Justin: you're welcome to deposit money into that account whenever you want
8:41:50 PM Justin: :)
8:42:36 PM ed: You get one more paycheck
8:42:40 PM ed: I think it'll cover 1 day
8:42:51 PM ed: Get back to packing
8:42:56 PM Justin: hehe
8:43:06 PM ed: I ordered a MBP through the ADC
8:43:56 PM Justin: ooh yeah?
8:44:02 PM Justin: dustin's is pretty nice
8:48:46 PM ed: http://www.falconpunch.org/