10:04:43 PM Ed: How's the job going?
10:05:33 PM Justin: depends, do you want to hire me again?
10:06:20 PM Ed: Nah
10:06:31 PM Ed: Things aren't going that well
10:06:45 PM Justin: pretty good
10:06:48 PM Ed: I was hoping to take your job
10:06:54 PM Justin: damn it
10:07:01 PM Ed: Figure I could do it for $2.50/hour less than you
10:07:14 PM Justin: i work mostly for tips……so….
10:07:40 PM Ed: Who the fuck would tip you?
10:11:04 PM Justin: your mom
10:11:13 PM Ed: Fair enough
10:11:30 PM Justin: so what have you been up to?
10:11:41 PM Ed: Writing a novel
10:12:07 PM Justin: really?
10:12:09 PM Justin: on what?
10:12:20 PM Ed: On the computer.
10:12:22 PM Ed: D'uh
10:12:37 PM Justin: i prefer paper
10:13:37 PM Justin: i guess that would be typing a novel, wouldnt it?
10:13:50 PM Ed: Good point
10:13:55 PM Ed: I better start over from the begining

Justin: what are you up to
Justin: great new years plans?
Ed: Yeah
Ed: I'm having an orgy

sexy talk

10:41:54 PM Ed: You ever pay for sex?
10:42:03 PM Justin: nope
10:42:15 PM Justin: if i don't get any action soon i might
10:42:20 PM Justin: are you offering? cause thats kinda weird
10:42:48 PM Ed: Don't be so close minded
10:43:46 PM Justin: well, what are the rates and offerings
10:44:09 PM Ed: I'll think pleasant thoughts about you for $100
10:44:32 PM Justin: how much for impure thoughts
10:44:54 PM Ed: $112.50
10:45:09 PM Justin: how will i know that you actually did it?
10:45:16 PM Ed: I'll tell you
10:45:47 PM Justin: hmmmm

on negotiations, privacy, and grandmas.

7:18:13 PM Ed: I'm reading through all the mail in your old ECI mail account
7:18:16 PM Ed: It's very entertaining
7:18:57 PM Justin: anything good?
7:19:13 PM Ed: Some mushy shit about a girl named Meg
7:19:20 PM Ed: But it's pretty tame
7:19:44 PM Justin: fwd those to me
7:32:53 PM Ed: I will if I go back to it
7:33:04 PM Ed: Some nice nudes of some chick
7:33:14 PM Justin: who?
7:33:20 PM Justin: what's she look like
7:33:22 PM Ed: Your mom!!!
7:33:24 PM Ed: Ha ha ha ha ha
7:33:27 PM Ed: ha ha ha
7:33:29 PM Ed: Ha ha ha ha ha
7:33:35 PM Justin: hahahhaha
7:33:42 PM Ed: But they were in Dustin's account
7:33:47 PM Justin: WTF!
7:34:32 PM Justin: make me a zip of all that shit. or better, just rehire me and reactivate it
7:47:07 PM Ed: How cheap will you work?
7:47:45 PM Justin: pretty cheap.
7:48:10 PM Justin: anything is better than nothing, right?
7:49:02 PM Ed: Nothing was the number I was thinking of
7:50:31 PM Ed: How about $10/hour
7:59:08 PM Justin: hmmmm
10:06:06 PM Justin: how about i work more hours, we negotiate a salary
10:06:32 PM Ed: Well, we'll see
10:06:45 PM Ed: How about you hook me up with hot young girls who put out
10:15:44 PM Justin: thats better than a 'no' !
10:15:46 PM Justin: i could do that
10:15:59 PM Justin: …..probably.
10:16:12 PM Justin: i like your writeup in TONY. i just showed my grandma.
10:16:17 PM Justin: she said "he looks like a real card!"
10:16:29 PM Justin: that means 'funny, nice, good guy'
10:16:30 PM Ed: So you could fix me up with your grandma?
10:16:40 PM Justin: well, she's doin' alright for a grandma

really tho, who couldn't?

9:48:07 AM Ed: You around?
9:48:07 AM Justin (Autoreply): the horses call the storm
9:48:18 AM Ed: Fuck the horses
9:48:21 AM Ed: Fuck the storm
Changed status to Offline (10:17:29 AM)
11:55:47 AM Justin: hey
11:55:59 AM Ed: Toolate
11:56:03 AM Justin: wha?
11:56:20 AM Ed: I had a job for you, impregnating teen aged girls
11:56:25 AM Ed: But now it's too late
11:56:43 AM Justin: dude! call me when that happens…..im not always at the computer
11:56:53 AM Justin: i could use some teenage girl
11:57:13 AM Ed: Who couldn't

oldie but goodie!

6:15:15 PM Justin: wanna go to maxwells tonight?
6:15:20 PM Justin: or wont your wife let you
6:20:08 PM Ed: No, it's not that.
6:20:12 PM Ed: I'm just too old
6:20:21 PM Justin: bullship

9:03:54 PM Ed: Did you spend all that money yet?
9:04:08 PM Justin: please don't tell me you want it back
9:04:18 PM Ed: With interest
9:30:41 PM Justin: uh oh
9:30:56 PM Justin: so technically im going to be losing money by getting paid from you..
9:31:07 PM Ed: Yeah, kind of sucks.
9:31:10 PM Ed: But what can you do?
9:31:19 PM Justin: yup. life in the big city