i like this business model, but is it sustainable?

8:47:41 PM Justin: oh crap! you lost it?
8:47:51 PM Justin: apple replaced mine with a brand new one
8:47:57 PM Justin: and it was dented and jailbroken!
8:48:12 PM ed: Is this you: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1231378407413.jpg
8:48:27 PM Justin: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
8:48:32 PM Justin: i wish i was that thin
8:49:30 PM Justin: is this you: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1231379245140.jpg
8:49:30 PM ed: I think it's you
8:49:42 PM ed: That's my hand, yes
8:50:08 PM Justin: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1231379305401.jpg
8:50:20 PM Justin: this is my gf
8:50:21 PM Justin: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1231378408071.jpg
8:50:36 PM ed: lol, you have no girlfriend
8:51:06 PM Justin: acccctually
8:51:25 PM Justin: if you lurked moar you probably would have seen her
8:51:44 PM ed: I have better things to do with my time
8:51:58 PM Justin: i dont believe you have better things to do with your time
8:52:01 PM Justin: enjoy your /b/
8:52:16 PM ed: Well, they may not be better, but I have them
8:52:19 PM Justin: hahah
8:52:27 PM Justin: whats the scoop anyway
8:52:47 PM Justin: if i move back to the city we could start up a new business that doesn't involve clients
8:53:27 PM ed: We could help people who have too much cold beer and fresh pizza
8:53:44 PM Justin: hmm.. im interested.. tell me more..
8:54:26 PM ed: Well people would call us and say "We have too much cold beer and fresh pizza."
8:54:41 PM Justin: interesting...
8:54:42 PM ed: We'd say "Please evacuate your home, leaving the door unlocked."
8:54:52 PM Justin: i see, that sounds good
8:54:55 PM ed: And we'd drive over in our custom painted van.
8:55:17 PM ed: And we'd pour the beer down the sink and put the pizza in the trash and leave without doing anything else.
8:55:36 PM Justin: hmm..well, originally i was thinking maybe we'd drink the beer
8:55:48 PM ed: Well, who would drive the custom painted van?
8:56:05 PM ed: You didn't really think that part through did you?
8:56:24 PM Justin: i did actually
8:56:32 PM Justin: i figured if we ate enough pizza to soak up the beer.......
8:56:47 PM ed: I don't think so, ranger
8:57:25 PM Justin: could hire a getaway driver
8:57:32 PM ed: I guess.
8:57:42 PM Justin: pay them with pizza
8:57:50 PM ed: I think it would just be easier to pour the beer out
8:58:02 PM ed: And throw the pizza away
9:00:13 PM Justin: hmm
9:00:28 PM Justin: i mean, that sounds cool and all....but
9:01:26 PM ed: But you're too lazy to help open the beers?
9:03:03 PM Justin: well i figure if im going through that i might as well at least get a beer out of it
9:03:08 PM Justin: in my mind, im picturing a corona
9:06:33 PM ed: We would have to pour out all sorts of beers. Domestic, imported, dark, light, no alcohol. Whatever there was too much of.
9:09:11 PM Justin: well i wouldn't object to pouring out o'douls (aka o'fools)
9:18:05 PM ed: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1231376600569.jpg
9:18:44 PM Justin: 404'd
9:19:09 PM ed: That's what I meant