11:26:10 PM Ed: You busy on Thursday?
11:27:00 PM Justin: nope
11:27:09 PM Ed: I may need some help
11:27:15 PM Justin: music to my ears
11:29:39 PM Ed: I'll let you know
11:29:50 PM Justin: okay. ### ### ####
11:29:51 PM Ed: It would be 10AM to the afternoon
11:30:26 PM Justin: alright - it takes about an hour to get to the city, so if you can let me know asap
11:30:47 PM Ed: OK
11:30:50 PM Ed: Where are you staying?
11:31:07 PM Justin: at a friends place in bensonhurst..
11:31:15 PM Ed: Brooklyn?
11:31:17 PM Justin: yeah
11:37:38 PM Ed: OK, so I may need help with some set-up at an office in midtown
11:37:46 PM Ed: $50/hour
11:38:02 PM Justin: cool, im in
11:38:03 PM Ed: I'll let you know by Wednesday evening if it's off or on.
11:38:08 PM Justin: ok
11:38:26 PM Justin: if not, you can still pay me $50/hour anyway
11:38:39 PM Ed: I will pay you $50/hour for up to 0 hours
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
even less jobs. sigh.
10:59:44 PM Justin: because if they did, neither you, nor i, would have jobs
10:59:59 PM Ed: Well, you already don't have one
11:00:05 PM Ed: And I only sort of have one
11:00:17 PM Justin: well we'd have even less jobs.
11:00:22 PM Justin: i might have one!
11:00:25 PM Justin: i had an interview.
11:00:27 PM Justin: he loved me.
11:00:29 PM Justin: people love me, ed.
11:00:40 PM Ed: Where was this job?
11:00:55 PM Justin: for KBS+P
11:01:11 PM Justin: kirschenbaum + partners
11:01:15 PM Justin: the ad agency
11:01:16 PM Ed: I know who that is
11:01:21 PM Ed: I've done some work with them
11:01:27 PM Ed: Who did you interview with?
11:01:38 PM Justin: please fucking tell me that you left them okay…… cause you're all up on my resume and shit
11:01:49 PM Ed: I didn't do much for them
11:02:04 PM Justin: ok good so i won't have to defend myself should things progress?
11:02:12 PM Justin: i interviewed with an agency
11:02:18 PM Ed: Ah
11:02:18 PM Justin: so i dunno if that even means shit tbh
11:02:30 PM Ed: I could see if my contact is still there
11:02:37 PM Justin: but he said he really liked me, and filled the last 4 positions for them or something
11:03:08 PM Ed: Was he gay for you?
11:03:30 PM Justin: yeah pretty much
11:03:53 PM Ed: Well that might help.
10:59:59 PM Ed: Well, you already don't have one
11:00:05 PM Ed: And I only sort of have one
11:00:17 PM Justin: well we'd have even less jobs.
11:00:22 PM Justin: i might have one!
11:00:25 PM Justin: i had an interview.
11:00:27 PM Justin: he loved me.
11:00:29 PM Justin: people love me, ed.
11:00:40 PM Ed: Where was this job?
11:00:55 PM Justin: for KBS+P
11:01:11 PM Justin: kirschenbaum + partners
11:01:15 PM Justin: the ad agency
11:01:16 PM Ed: I know who that is
11:01:21 PM Ed: I've done some work with them
11:01:27 PM Ed: Who did you interview with?
11:01:38 PM Justin: please fucking tell me that you left them okay…… cause you're all up on my resume and shit
11:01:49 PM Ed: I didn't do much for them
11:02:04 PM Justin: ok good so i won't have to defend myself should things progress?
11:02:12 PM Justin: i interviewed with an agency
11:02:18 PM Ed: Ah
11:02:18 PM Justin: so i dunno if that even means shit tbh
11:02:30 PM Ed: I could see if my contact is still there
11:02:37 PM Justin: but he said he really liked me, and filled the last 4 positions for them or something
11:03:08 PM Ed: Was he gay for you?
11:03:30 PM Justin: yeah pretty much
11:03:53 PM Ed: Well that might help.
client poaching!
12:22:29 PM Justin: hello edward
12:22:35 PM Ed: Hello Justin
12:22:50 PM Justin: what are you up to
12:27:11 PM Ed: Just leaving to go to a client
12:27:13 PM Ed: What are you up to?
12:27:24 PM Justin: just leaving to go to your client
12:27:32 PM Ed: Great I'll meet you there
12:27:36 PM Justin: ok
12:27:40 PM Justin: which one
12:27:43 PM Justin: please say greg
12:22:35 PM Ed: Hello Justin
12:22:50 PM Justin: what are you up to
12:27:11 PM Ed: Just leaving to go to a client
12:27:13 PM Ed: What are you up to?
12:27:24 PM Justin: just leaving to go to your client
12:27:32 PM Ed: Great I'll meet you there
12:27:36 PM Justin: ok
12:27:40 PM Justin: which one
12:27:43 PM Justin: please say greg
Monday, October 19, 2009
i like this business model, but is it sustainable?
8:47:41 PM Justin: oh crap! you lost it?
8:47:51 PM Justin: apple replaced mine with a brand new one
8:47:57 PM Justin: and it was dented and jailbroken!
8:48:12 PM ed: Is this you: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1231378407413.jpg
8:48:27 PM Justin: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
8:48:32 PM Justin: i wish i was that thin
8:49:30 PM Justin: is this you: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1231379245140.jpg
8:49:30 PM ed: I think it's you
8:49:42 PM ed: That's my hand, yes
8:50:08 PM Justin: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1231379305401.jpg
8:50:20 PM Justin: this is my gf
8:50:21 PM Justin: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1231378408071.jpg
8:50:36 PM ed: lol, you have no girlfriend
8:51:06 PM Justin: acccctually
8:51:25 PM Justin: if you lurked moar you probably would have seen her
8:51:44 PM ed: I have better things to do with my time
8:51:58 PM Justin: i dont believe you have better things to do with your time
8:52:01 PM Justin: enjoy your /b/
8:52:16 PM ed: Well, they may not be better, but I have them
8:52:19 PM Justin: hahah
8:52:27 PM Justin: whats the scoop anyway
8:52:47 PM Justin: if i move back to the city we could start up a new business that doesn't involve clients
8:53:27 PM ed: We could help people who have too much cold beer and fresh pizza
8:53:44 PM Justin: hmm.. im interested.. tell me more..
8:54:26 PM ed: Well people would call us and say "We have too much cold beer and fresh pizza."
8:54:41 PM Justin: interesting...
8:54:42 PM ed: We'd say "Please evacuate your home, leaving the door unlocked."
8:54:52 PM Justin: i see, that sounds good
8:54:55 PM ed: And we'd drive over in our custom painted van.
8:55:17 PM ed: And we'd pour the beer down the sink and put the pizza in the trash and leave without doing anything else.
8:55:36 PM Justin: hmm..well, originally i was thinking maybe we'd drink the beer
8:55:48 PM ed: Well, who would drive the custom painted van?
8:56:05 PM ed: You didn't really think that part through did you?
8:56:24 PM Justin: i did actually
8:56:32 PM Justin: i figured if we ate enough pizza to soak up the beer.......
8:56:47 PM ed: I don't think so, ranger
8:57:25 PM Justin: could hire a getaway driver
8:57:32 PM ed: I guess.
8:57:42 PM Justin: pay them with pizza
8:57:50 PM ed: I think it would just be easier to pour the beer out
8:58:02 PM ed: And throw the pizza away
9:00:13 PM Justin: hmm
9:00:28 PM Justin: i mean, that sounds cool and all....but
9:01:26 PM ed: But you're too lazy to help open the beers?
9:03:03 PM Justin: well i figure if im going through that i might as well at least get a beer out of it
9:03:08 PM Justin: in my mind, im picturing a corona
9:06:33 PM ed: We would have to pour out all sorts of beers. Domestic, imported, dark, light, no alcohol. Whatever there was too much of.
9:09:11 PM Justin: well i wouldn't object to pouring out o'douls (aka o'fools)
9:18:05 PM ed: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1231376600569.jpg
9:18:44 PM Justin: 404'd
9:19:09 PM ed: That's what I meant
8:47:51 PM Justin: apple replaced mine with a brand new one
8:47:57 PM Justin: and it was dented and jailbroken!
8:48:12 PM ed: Is this you: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1231378407413.jpg
8:48:27 PM Justin: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
8:48:32 PM Justin: i wish i was that thin
8:49:30 PM Justin: is this you: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1231379245140.jpg
8:49:30 PM ed: I think it's you
8:49:42 PM ed: That's my hand, yes
8:50:08 PM Justin: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1231379305401.jpg
8:50:20 PM Justin: this is my gf
8:50:21 PM Justin: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1231378408071.jpg
8:50:36 PM ed: lol, you have no girlfriend
8:51:06 PM Justin: acccctually
8:51:25 PM Justin: if you lurked moar you probably would have seen her
8:51:44 PM ed: I have better things to do with my time
8:51:58 PM Justin: i dont believe you have better things to do with your time
8:52:01 PM Justin: enjoy your /b/
8:52:16 PM ed: Well, they may not be better, but I have them
8:52:19 PM Justin: hahah
8:52:27 PM Justin: whats the scoop anyway
8:52:47 PM Justin: if i move back to the city we could start up a new business that doesn't involve clients
8:53:27 PM ed: We could help people who have too much cold beer and fresh pizza
8:53:44 PM Justin: hmm.. im interested.. tell me more..
8:54:26 PM ed: Well people would call us and say "We have too much cold beer and fresh pizza."
8:54:41 PM Justin: interesting...
8:54:42 PM ed: We'd say "Please evacuate your home, leaving the door unlocked."
8:54:52 PM Justin: i see, that sounds good
8:54:55 PM ed: And we'd drive over in our custom painted van.
8:55:17 PM ed: And we'd pour the beer down the sink and put the pizza in the trash and leave without doing anything else.
8:55:36 PM Justin: hmm..well, originally i was thinking maybe we'd drink the beer
8:55:48 PM ed: Well, who would drive the custom painted van?
8:56:05 PM ed: You didn't really think that part through did you?
8:56:24 PM Justin: i did actually
8:56:32 PM Justin: i figured if we ate enough pizza to soak up the beer.......
8:56:47 PM ed: I don't think so, ranger
8:57:25 PM Justin: could hire a getaway driver
8:57:32 PM ed: I guess.
8:57:42 PM Justin: pay them with pizza
8:57:50 PM ed: I think it would just be easier to pour the beer out
8:58:02 PM ed: And throw the pizza away
9:00:13 PM Justin: hmm
9:00:28 PM Justin: i mean, that sounds cool and all....but
9:01:26 PM ed: But you're too lazy to help open the beers?
9:03:03 PM Justin: well i figure if im going through that i might as well at least get a beer out of it
9:03:08 PM Justin: in my mind, im picturing a corona
9:06:33 PM ed: We would have to pour out all sorts of beers. Domestic, imported, dark, light, no alcohol. Whatever there was too much of.
9:09:11 PM Justin: well i wouldn't object to pouring out o'douls (aka o'fools)
9:18:05 PM ed: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1231376600569.jpg
9:18:44 PM Justin: 404'd
9:19:09 PM ed: That's what I meant
shalom, i made that up
3:06:31 PM Justin: want me to do it for you?
3:06:43 PM ed: You're not even Jewish
3:06:49 PM Justin: i converted
3:07:09 PM ed: Oh yeah? What did you read for your torah portion?
3:07:54 PM Justin: M'oray Ha'Aish
3:08:06 PM Justin: salvation, baby
3:08:08 PM Justin: its my favourite
3:06:43 PM ed: You're not even Jewish
3:06:49 PM Justin: i converted
3:07:09 PM ed: Oh yeah? What did you read for your torah portion?
3:07:54 PM Justin: M'oray Ha'Aish
3:08:06 PM Justin: salvation, baby
3:08:08 PM Justin: its my favourite
9:25:17 PM Justin: why are towns like this even in existence
9:28:48 PM ed: Which towns?
9:30:56 PM Justin: binghamton
9:31:11 PM Justin: i also dont understand why the suicide rate isn't like 87%
9:31:51 PM ed: The answer to both questions is vodka
9:42:39 PM Justin: mmm.....
9:42:44 PM Justin: i could go for some of that
9:43:08 PM ed: I've got a big ole bottle of Tito's
9:56:58 PM ed: Now, tits or GTFO
9:57:16 PM Justin: lolwut
9:57:25 PM Justin: let me find one
11:01:18 PM Justin: hey whats your EIN?
11:01:34 PM Justin: im trying to fudge my taxes using the last pay stub i have here
11:02:18 PM Justin: and zip code
11:02:20 PM ed: (redacted)
11:02:22 PM ed: 10038
11:04:00 PM Justin: hm
11:04:03 PM Justin: doesn't look promising
11:04:04 PM Justin: haha
11:04:16 PM Justin: i got so close! i was able to fill out like 3 boxes!
11:04:23 PM ed: Pics or it didn't happen
11:04:45 PM Justin:
11:04:55 PM ed: Shoop
11:04:57 PM Justin: amidoinitrite
11:07:27 PM Justin: dammit this isn't working ed
11:08:07 PM ed: Auto-reply: Tits or GTFO
11:08:38 PM Justin: i swear to god ill show you tits if you can give me 1.) 1700 bucks -or- 2.) W2
11:16:51 PM ed: 1 Over 9000 00 bucks?
11:16:51 PM ed: What would you do with that much money?
11:17:09 PM Justin: over 9000
11:17:26 PM Justin: pay off debt
11:17:34 PM Justin: go to australia
11:17:46 PM ed: You were just in Australia
11:17:55 PM Justin: i know, but i need to go back
11:17:58 PM ed: You left
11:18:02 PM Justin: ya
11:18:09 PM Justin: had to be with family for holidays and stuff
11:18:28 PM Justin: hey, for box #7 it says "SS Tips" and 8 is "Allocated Tips"
11:18:30 PM Justin: what do i put there
11:18:50 PM Justin: and what do i do for box 12
11:18:53 PM ed: Your PENIS
11:18:54 PM ed: lol
11:18:56 PM Justin: and 14
11:18:57 PM Justin: hahahaha
11:19:02 PM Justin: you fucker
11:19:04 PM Justin: are you drinking
11:19:10 PM ed: No, I wish I was
11:19:14 PM Justin: (figures)
11:19:14 PM Justin: haha
11:20:03 PM Justin: can i call and ask them for a W2?
11:20:11 PM ed: I don't think so
11:20:21 PM Justin: can i call and ask (redacted) for a W2?
11:20:25 PM ed: Nope
11:20:31 PM Justin: can i get a what what?
11:20:32 PM ed: They you are welcome to try
11:20:54 PM ed: I accidently a whole turkey
11:21:20 PM Justin: if my spidey sense is correct, my tax return should be like 8600 bucks which would be beneficial to my well being
11:21:20 PM Justin: haha
11:21:38 PM Justin: looks like someone found /b/
11:22:39 PM ed: I like the casual racism
11:23:01 PM Justin: yeah i'd be a liar if i said i didn't contribute to that
11:23:24 PM ed: You're liar either way
11:23:29 PM Justin: harsh
11:23:36 PM Justin: you jews just dont know when to stop
11:23:39 PM Justin: haha
11:25:20 PM ed: Mostly I just like the pictures of the girl from Lazy Town
11:25:36 PM Justin: is that the loli in pink
11:25:57 PM ed: Yeah
11:30:49 PM Justin: what is the state number
11:30:50 PM Justin: ?
11:30:57 PM ed: 6
11:31:39 PM Justin: are you lying to me?
11:32:03 PM ed: Well, I can't be sure, since I don't understand the question.
11:32:07 PM Justin: ah.
11:32:25 PM Justin:
11:33:04 PM ed: No idea
11:33:11 PM Justin: 6 might be right
11:33:14 PM ed: My state tax payer ID is the same as my federal
11:33:21 PM Justin: is that what they are asking for?
11:33:24 PM Justin: i think it is
11:33:29 PM ed: No clue
11:34:34 PM ed: It's Caturday
11:34:37 PM ed: I must take a bath
11:34:41 PM ed: Before midnight
11:34:49 PM Justin: you're still there
9:28:48 PM ed: Which towns?
9:30:56 PM Justin: binghamton
9:31:11 PM Justin: i also dont understand why the suicide rate isn't like 87%
9:31:51 PM ed: The answer to both questions is vodka
9:42:39 PM Justin: mmm.....
9:42:44 PM Justin: i could go for some of that
9:43:08 PM ed: I've got a big ole bottle of Tito's
9:56:58 PM ed: Now, tits or GTFO
9:57:16 PM Justin: lolwut
9:57:25 PM Justin: let me find one
11:01:18 PM Justin: hey whats your EIN?
11:01:34 PM Justin: im trying to fudge my taxes using the last pay stub i have here
11:02:18 PM Justin: and zip code
11:02:20 PM ed: (redacted)
11:02:22 PM ed: 10038
11:04:00 PM Justin: hm
11:04:03 PM Justin: doesn't look promising
11:04:04 PM Justin: haha
11:04:16 PM Justin: i got so close! i was able to fill out like 3 boxes!
11:04:23 PM ed: Pics or it didn't happen
11:04:45 PM Justin:
11:04:55 PM ed: Shoop
11:04:57 PM Justin: amidoinitrite
11:07:27 PM Justin: dammit this isn't working ed
11:08:07 PM ed: Auto-reply: Tits or GTFO
11:08:38 PM Justin: i swear to god ill show you tits if you can give me 1.) 1700 bucks -or- 2.) W2
11:16:51 PM ed: 1 Over 9000 00 bucks?
11:16:51 PM ed: What would you do with that much money?
11:17:09 PM Justin: over 9000
11:17:26 PM Justin: pay off debt
11:17:34 PM Justin: go to australia
11:17:46 PM ed: You were just in Australia
11:17:55 PM Justin: i know, but i need to go back
11:17:58 PM ed: You left
11:18:02 PM Justin: ya
11:18:09 PM Justin: had to be with family for holidays and stuff
11:18:28 PM Justin: hey, for box #7 it says "SS Tips" and 8 is "Allocated Tips"
11:18:30 PM Justin: what do i put there
11:18:50 PM Justin: and what do i do for box 12
11:18:53 PM ed: Your PENIS
11:18:54 PM ed: lol
11:18:56 PM Justin: and 14
11:18:57 PM Justin: hahahaha
11:19:02 PM Justin: you fucker
11:19:04 PM Justin: are you drinking
11:19:10 PM ed: No, I wish I was
11:19:14 PM Justin: (figures)
11:19:14 PM Justin: haha
11:20:03 PM Justin: can i call and ask them for a W2?
11:20:11 PM ed: I don't think so
11:20:21 PM Justin: can i call and ask (redacted) for a W2?
11:20:25 PM ed: Nope
11:20:31 PM Justin: can i get a what what?
11:20:32 PM ed: They you are welcome to try
11:20:54 PM ed: I accidently a whole turkey
11:21:20 PM Justin: if my spidey sense is correct, my tax return should be like 8600 bucks which would be beneficial to my well being
11:21:20 PM Justin: haha
11:21:38 PM Justin: looks like someone found /b/
11:22:39 PM ed: I like the casual racism
11:23:01 PM Justin: yeah i'd be a liar if i said i didn't contribute to that
11:23:24 PM ed: You're liar either way
11:23:29 PM Justin: harsh
11:23:36 PM Justin: you jews just dont know when to stop
11:23:39 PM Justin: haha
11:25:20 PM ed: Mostly I just like the pictures of the girl from Lazy Town
11:25:36 PM Justin: is that the loli in pink
11:25:57 PM ed: Yeah
11:30:49 PM Justin: what is the state number
11:30:50 PM Justin: ?
11:30:57 PM ed: 6
11:31:39 PM Justin: are you lying to me?
11:32:03 PM ed: Well, I can't be sure, since I don't understand the question.
11:32:07 PM Justin: ah.
11:32:25 PM Justin:
11:33:04 PM ed: No idea
11:33:11 PM Justin: 6 might be right
11:33:14 PM ed: My state tax payer ID is the same as my federal
11:33:21 PM Justin: is that what they are asking for?
11:33:24 PM Justin: i think it is
11:33:29 PM ed: No clue
11:34:34 PM ed: It's Caturday
11:34:37 PM ed: I must take a bath
11:34:41 PM ed: Before midnight
11:34:49 PM Justin: you're still there
a deal i can't refuse.
2:35:20 PM Justin: 50 bucks for a mac pro
2:36:09 PM ed: Sold
2:36:30 PM Justin: cool, specs?
2:36:42 PM ed: Dual Core 0.0GHz
2:37:23 PM Justin: hmm
2:39:32 PM Justin: free shipping to binghamton?
2:50:44 PM ed: No
2:50:48 PM ed: You have to come get it
2:51:07 PM Justin: alright, well i'll have to come down after the holidays anyway
2:51:18 PM Justin: save it for me
3:14:36 PM ed: Too late, I ate it
3:14:45 PM Justin: dammit
3:14:52 PM Justin: alright, what else you got
3:17:29 PM ed: Empty iMac box
3:17:43 PM Justin: which imac
3:23:36 PM ed: Original one in orange
3:23:59 PM Justin: meh, i've already got one
2:36:09 PM ed: Sold
2:36:30 PM Justin: cool, specs?
2:36:42 PM ed: Dual Core 0.0GHz
2:37:23 PM Justin: hmm
2:39:32 PM Justin: free shipping to binghamton?
2:50:44 PM ed: No
2:50:48 PM ed: You have to come get it
2:51:07 PM Justin: alright, well i'll have to come down after the holidays anyway
2:51:18 PM Justin: save it for me
3:14:36 PM ed: Too late, I ate it
3:14:45 PM Justin: dammit
3:14:52 PM Justin: alright, what else you got
3:17:29 PM ed: Empty iMac box
3:17:43 PM Justin: which imac
3:23:36 PM ed: Original one in orange
3:23:59 PM Justin: meh, i've already got one
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